- When Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor. NEVER slap Chuck Norris
- If at first you don't succeed your not Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made Him BLINK
- Chuck Norris gives blood often, just NOT his own
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, Its descendants are know today as GIRAFFES
A wise man once said "It's hard to laugh at funny things with a trumpet stuck up your BUTT".